A Woodchuck CAN Chuck Norris

Summer

Happy Mother’s Day!

Skyline of my future home
#nyc #newyork #bigcitydreams

Friend Andrew when he was in eighth grade.

#chocolate lab #best friend #cute

Date in two hours. Wait an hour and forty five minutes THEN get ready.

When people say that they aren’t in the mood for drama… Is there a drama mood?

Sleepy Friday

Girls: Guys are dogs! Boo!!
Guys: That’s just our style, don’t hate, appreciate! Especially those child support funds I wire you every month! Damn!

Sacred beanie must NEVER touch ground. NEVER TOUCH THE FLOOR, O SACRED BEANIE!! I will sacrifice my life to make sure I don’t have to wash you on a regular basis.